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[misstia]

he looks rather devilish....

[kousu.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the Green Man (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Man) actually..

[misstia]

after i looked at the link, yes!!! i agree!

[jedirockerstar.livejournal.com]

ho ho ho Green Satan

it could be worse

[henare.livejournal.com]

having a chair upholstered with corn?!? talk about a slippery slope ...

[splix.livejournal.com]

I hardly know where to begin boggling. The gigantic CORN TIMES. The corn-upholstery chair. His gravity-defying yet plastered down cornstalk hairdo. The pipe. Does he have a mustache? His satanic eyebrows. The gleaming emerald hue of his skin. His dainty skirt. The way he's trapped in the chair. The complete immodesty of his posture - didn't he realize it was 1947 and he was being photographed?

I find this ad very upsetting.

[lauramcewan.livejournal.com]

but the APOSTROPHE!!!! *clutches heart, dies*

[splix.livejournal.com]

I think they're contracting "pack is." :)

[lauramcewan.livejournal.com]

*tilts head sideways, looks again*

No, not doin' it for me...

[splix.livejournal.com]

Hey, look, I didn't write the damn thing! I'm just trying to help them out because the rest of it is so traumatizing. *CRIES*

I'm going off to eat a bowl of MEXICORN.

[lauramcewan.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna stare some more at the green ass presenting....

[fishstickmarie.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I sort of covet the corn armchair?

[janenx01.livejournal.com]

I, too, would love a corn chair.

[badfae.livejournal.com]

If it's wrong, I don't wanna be right :D

[batagur.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! WINNER!

[evilfoo.livejournal.com]

Fan service!

[snippy-kitty.livejournal.com]

Amen.

[hootie-mcboobs.livejournal.com]

Zing!

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

"Yes, hello, Mr. Grocer. I would like a can of 1947 niblets, please. No, no. None of those 1946 niblets for me."

[janenx01.livejournal.com]

Oh I just realize - corn cob pipe!

[jazzybabe56.livejournal.com]

yeah - definitely total corn pone on this one.....(yes I typed "pone")

[janenx01.livejournal.com]

He's just frittering away his time reading the paper.

[autochrome.livejournal.com]

This is possibly - nay, definitely - my favourite advertisement.

[her-auburn-eyes.livejournal.com]

I was called the jolly green giant in middle school : (

[tanwen.livejournal.com]

Me too!!!

[misstia]

haha!!

my best friend from high school is gonna mail me some iowa sweet corn!! i am so excited!! it is the best corn....

but yeah....iowa....corn....iowa shucks....

[catharsisss.livejournal.com]

GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE

[baron154.livejournal.com]

Still demonic. The Jolly Green Giant was always sort of a capricious pagan god. He really didn't care if you ate his frozen peas. But his laughing contempt always came through.