[identity profile] medren.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] vintageads
WARNING: Birds Eye Orange Juice may contain crack cocaine.


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Date: 2010-07-15 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weelisa.livejournal.com
Yeah, my reaction is "just calm down, people, it's just frickin' orange juice!"

I bet there is a subliminal and inappropriate graphic in that pic of the sweaty glass! ;p

Date: 2010-07-16 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mschilepepper.livejournal.com
All I see are peeners.

But I've been accused of having a dirty mind more than once. ;)

Date: 2010-07-16 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weelisa.livejournal.com
And wet ones at that!

What won't they do to sell orange juice?!

Date: 2010-07-16 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mschilepepper.livejournal.com
I blame that whore Anita Bryant.

Date: 2010-07-15 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] singeaddams.livejournal.com
Eugh, those tongues! This comm should have an Ugly Kids contest.

Date: 2010-07-15 02:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] dandyads
I just ... why ... are the kids' tongues hanging out in every frame...? Even when they're talking!

Even though this is the most factually impossible headline I've ever seen, I love that bird. He's even wearing snow shoes.

Date: 2010-07-15 02:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tresjolie9.livejournal.com
Those tongues are scary!

Date: 2010-07-15 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] whoseline_wlsc
Ai this is really creepy!

Date: 2010-07-15 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hazakaza.livejournal.com
AHHHHHHH

Nightmare fuel. Holy CRAP.

Date: 2010-07-15 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crabofdoom.livejournal.com
Oh, my. I look at a lot of manga and anime fan art, and I often see those four-pointed eye sparkles. They have nothing whatsoever to do with a refreshing beverage and everything to do with jealousy and/or impending assault.

I love how their tongues are always stuck out unless they're actually drinking. And by 'love', I mean AAAAAAAGGGGHHH.

Date: 2010-07-15 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] koneko-wish.livejournal.com
Even creepier -- the girls each have a 5-pointed star TOO.

What does it mean when each eye has a different sort of sparkly? O_O

Date: 2010-07-15 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chipuni.livejournal.com
*whimpers and hides under the bed*

Are the scary, scary children gone?

Date: 2010-07-15 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] njbearcub1.livejournal.com
Save this for September, when we're having the "Creepy Kids" contest.

Date: 2010-07-15 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomneses.livejournal.com
their poor tongues

Date: 2010-07-15 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] afranjes.livejournal.com
"Birds Eye orange juice: turns your kids into zombies!"

Date: 2010-07-15 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thisprairielife.livejournal.com
Those liars, compared to freshly squozen, canned from concentrate orange juice tastes like straight ass.

Date: 2010-07-16 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cactuswren.livejournal.com
This. I speak here as one fortunate to be in a position to go out back every morning for several months in the year and PICK the morning's orange juice.

Date: 2010-07-15 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shep-shepherd.livejournal.com
They look like the Children of the Damned! :O

Date: 2010-07-15 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vilakins.livejournal.com
Those tongues are going to drop off, tourniqueted like that. Or is a swollen tongue a side-effect of their mumps?

Date: 2010-07-16 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceteranna.livejournal.com
That glass of juice looks terrified.

Date: 2010-07-16 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beetle-breath.livejournal.com
these kids are TERRIFYING. And they have beans for tongues. WTF.

Date: 2010-07-16 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herbadness.livejournal.com
I guess if it's their only meal of the day the kids would act like that. Otherwise they're being beaten to pretend so hard.

Date: 2010-07-16 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leoprincess.livejournal.com
It's a good thing orange juice has no feelings. Otherwise, I'm sure it would be pretty freaking terrified.

Date: 2010-07-16 12:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neuralclone.livejournal.com
Seriously scary children. I think they must be aliens in disguise!

Date: 2010-07-16 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poofy-boy.livejournal.com
This should definitely be considered for the creepy kids contest in September (?) Delightful little tykes they are.

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