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[bitterlawngnome.livejournal.com]

Mandate, November 1976 (Cdn edition), p 48

OK, let's be clear: Mandate was a *gay* publication. GAY GAY GAY. And so naturally, we need a woman there to prove that Manly Man Is Manly. I was thinking of this for the "sexist" contest but then spent too much time thinking about the convoluted gender/sexuality/machismo thing going on and got lost in the house of mirrors. Then I notice that *she* is wearing something around her neck too ... how many inches is she? Or wait, is she avertising for what she wants? This penis size thing is confusing.

Comments

[amiga500.livejournal.com]

This is another one of those items that would make no sense if you found it in a Goodwill, or on your uncle's dresser. And then it would slowly sink in, but you'd try to deny it anyway.

[dandyads]

I want to see that Antiques Roadshow -- "Well, this here appears to be an ivory coke spoon, and the necklace indicates that your great uncle was packing in excess of 8 inches..."

[bernthewitch.livejournal.com]

Buahahaha.

[violetscorpion.livejournal.com]

This!!

[parkerbenchley.livejournal.com]

This for the win.

[donnalee-kiss.livejournal.com]

I have thought there needs to be an x-rated buy/sell show sometime on cable.

[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

God. And I thought I couldn't envision anything more mortifying than the time I found my grandfather's condoms. *shudders*

Except now I kind of hope I DO find one at a Goodwill someday, somehow.