It's rainin' men!

[goth-hippy.livejournal.com]

Sorry about the mixup earlier ^^'

Hope these are ok!

Comments

[tudor-diva.livejournal.com]

Jovan Sex Appeal wins, hands down, as the single most cheesetastic ad I have ever seen. EVER.

[basking-lizard.livejournal.com]

so much this! It's amazing, I can smell the Velveeta from here. :D

[etinterrapax.livejournal.com]

My husband says that one of his friends' uncles had a huge bottle of that stuff when he was single, and one day it spilled in his car. You may well imagine the hideous stench that lingered forever after.

[je-reviens.livejournal.com]

You mean to tell us that random woman weren't flinging themselves at his car as he drove down the street, screaming with lust???


Huh.

[etinterrapax.livejournal.com]

Well, possibly until they met the man behind the wheel, but after that...Let's just say that I know for a fact he's still single.

[tvini.livejournal.com]

Just cover that up with a bottle of AXE. No problem.

[willowind76.livejournal.com]

Chocolate axe especially. Then all the pretty girls would want a piece of him just like in the commercial.

[tvini.livejournal.com]

Seconded. It makes me want to buy some Jovan sex appeal for my husband, just to see if he starts wearing loincloths around the house.

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

IT'S THE SAME PRODUCT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

[charlotterhys.livejournal.com]

Those are amazing.

[zhukora1.livejournal.com]

Man, that was pretty lazy of those Jovan ad folks, just slapping a picture of their product over a Frazetta painting. :P

[tabaqui]

Frazetta *rocks*.

[sceneasfuck.livejournal.com]

whoa, that first ad is incredible.

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

I wish I could get a compare/contrast sniff test of Macho and Reo. What if you're a macho leather guy? How do you know which one to use? What if you're gay, and not macho, but just really like the feel of a hard plastic dick in your hand? Should you just go for the Macho?

If you're a Frank Frazetta-style super-hero, standing on rocks amidst the flying magma, will there actually be enough deodorant in the world to deal with your manly effusions?

Also, is "Father's Day" some kind of euphemism? Because I'm not really seeing Father's Day there. At least not as we celebrate it at my house. As far as I know...

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

[vintagoth.livejournal.com]

"Also, is "Father's Day" some kind of euphemism? Because I'm not really seeing Father's Day there. At least not as we celebrate it at my house. As far as I know..."

"Daddy's Day" it should definitly say "Daddy's Day".. i'm just sayin'...

[write-light.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking THAT's the "gay cologne" ad. No matter what the text says.

[bzul.livejournal.com]

Who's Your Daddy Day.

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

And what if you're a gay man and yet you hate the smell of Reo? What if you BUY the cologne so as to subtly inform all the undercover gay men in your town of your sexuality, and wear the pendant, but find to your horror that in your town nobody KNOWS about Reo and keeps ASKING you about the Super Sekrit Signal pendant and what the letters stand for? And you don't KNOW?

I can just see the manufacturers deciding to make one cologne for all the gays in the world, visualising a bathhouse full of men all drenched in it and wearing those pendants, unaware that maybe some of them might REALLY like Aramis.

[tvini.livejournal.com]

You're making it too hard (that's what he said!) This stuff is like a gay dowsing rod.

If you're gay, you like Reo. If you're not, you don't. If you're on the fence about it... well...

If nobody in your town knows about Reo, so much the better. Just wait until you find a guy who keeps smelling you and sighing longingly. Boom. That's yer gay. I mean guy. Yeah.

[cory-nickolatos.livejournal.com]

EPIC SEX APPEAL!!!!!

Wilson Brothers

[corridor7f.livejournal.com]

I like the baggy-chested, hairy men..

YES

[leahtaur.livejournal.com]

Well DONE, OP. These are all fab. :D

Specifically, my vote goes to Wilson Brothers, because nothing says Father's Day like wearing banana yellow shorts while lounging on a leather pillow on a dock (with ankles demurely crossed, no less.)

[smelyoko.livejournal.com]

#2... phallic?

[baron154.livejournal.com]

Quite. Ridiculously so.

[queen-fiend.livejournal.com]

Very.

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

Every time I look at the Wilson Brothers ad, with the barechested guy in the captain's hat, I start laughing. And what sort of sandals is that guy on the left wearing? He looks as if he has duct tape wrapped around his feet. Odd. Very odd indeed. Dare I say, "Queer"? ;)

Then, the first ad with its oh-so-subtle placement of the dagger in his belt. That was just an accident. Yes. Doesn't mean a thing. Not to mention that other penis sword he's wielding.

YES

[crabofdoom.livejournal.com]

I've long been amused by the thought of being roughly molested by one's soup. "What happened to you?!" "Oh, I just had lunch. I got manhandled."

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

I love this post