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[tanwen.livejournal.com]

Comments

[mental-picture.livejournal.com]

I feel sleazy just reading it!

YES

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

That's fun-kay.

[misstia]

yes

[tudor-diva.livejournal.com]

Outta sight!!!

[morwen_peredhil]

YES.

YES

[paularubia.livejournal.com]

Yikes.

[clairdelune.livejournal.com]

Is having your carrot juiced the same as having your ashes hauled? I can say yes to quite a few things on here, but I feel like a failure as a woman for not owning a snakeskin backgammon board.

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

The only one I can say yes to is finding something to talk about when the TV is on the blink.

Well, I suppose I could swivel to a Calypso beat but I doubt it would turn anybody on.

Re: YES

[fishstickmarie.livejournal.com]

I would think it would be the man who had his carrot juiced. Anatomy fail.

Re: YES

[clairdelune.livejournal.com]

maybe the carrot belongs to her but is not on her? As in OPP-yeah, you know me?

Re: YES

[clairdelune.livejournal.com]

*whispers back* -so is ashes hauled(I've listened to far too many raunchy blues songs from the 20's).

[randomneses.livejournal.com]

Yep

YES

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's just me, but I'm not 100% sure what they are selling. Though if it comes in "sensual nylon jersey" I guess it must be the dresses.

Re: YES

[keristars.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I kept reading, waiting to see what's being sold, and came up with nothing. Then I wondered if maybe it's masquerading as an ad soliciting women for a 900-line, when it's actually meant to seduce lonely men from their money? I don't even know.

YES

[weelisa.livejournal.com]

Offensive for a lot of reasons - including the abuse of the colour orange (the 70s had something about orange and avocado green.)

[jazzybabe56.livejournal.com]

WHOA!!! Huggy Bear lives - and wants to introduce us to 2 of his stable fillies....


*shakes head*

[lauramcewan.livejournal.com]

LMAO Huggy is SO much cooler.

ETA: My Huggy icon!

[jazzybabe56.livejournal.com]

well when you're right - you is RIGHTEOUS! ;-)

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think this is a yes.

Yes

[batagur.livejournal.com]

Holy Moses in a pimp hat! But I love the inclusion of the genus and species of silk worms. Oh, so intellectual.

Yes

[thisprairielife.livejournal.com]

NGL, I would totally be one of that guy's girlfriends.

Re: Yes

[write-light.livejournal.com]

So would I, and I'm a guy. I think it's the boots.

[fishstickmarie.livejournal.com]

Yes. And I guess I would make a lousy mistress. I don't own a single pair of "strategically cut out bikini panties." I'm assuming that's a classy way of saying crotchless panties.

[evilfoo.livejournal.com]

well, now you have a bucket list! get to it!



JUST KIDDING! :)

[another-life81.livejournal.com]

Wow I totally didn't get that! Of course >.

[charlotterhys.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure my mind can even wrap around the bizarreness of this ad to contemplate its sexist qualities.

I'm going to say yes just in case though, because wtf.

Yes

[amiga500.livejournal.com]

And yeah, I forgot what I was looking for halfway down the first column.

[splix.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[lauramcewan.livejournal.com]

Of course you are. *G*

YES

[leahtaur.livejournal.com]

WOW, this is a great ad, I love it. :D

Yes

[medren.livejournal.com]

WTF?

[ladymech.livejournal.com]

I would wear that striped dress. If I time traveled back to the 1970s. I also did a GIS for the Funky collection and there is another ad.
Linky: http://facultystaff.vwc.edu/~mhall/advertisements/clothes/pages/Funky--mistress%20collection--cosmo%2074.htm

Notice the golf bag line. That's going to smell if he's golfing in the summer.

[crabofdoom.livejournal.com]

"Then write today for my new book: I Wanna Be a Ho, by Velvet Jones. It's as simple as dat!"

[gairid.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!

[write-light.livejournal.com]

If I can stop laughing some day, I'm going to vote YES.

ETA: 1053 South Main Street L.A. TODAY (http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=1053+S.+Main+St.+Los+Angeles,+CA&sll=38.694219,-121.270008&sspn=0.090169,0.140762&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=1053+S+Main+St,+Los+Angeles,+California+90015&ll=34.039218,-118.258059&spn=0.011967,0.017595&t=h&z=16&layer=c&cbll=34.039423,-118.257894&panoid=IKegi9F3JfaAcrn4RWWLJQ&cbp=12,282.97,,1,1.65)

[hedda-hopper.livejournal.com]

Pushed the envelope of offensiveness wide open on this one.
I'd break my neck on those wooden high-heel shoes but they look great.

[je-reviens.livejournal.com]

Tell the operator you;re ready for blah blah blah...she'll tell you where to go.

Yeah -- straight to HELL!

Yes....

[tabaqui]

And not only is it sexist, but it's got this 'look at this black pimp stud!' vibe, too, which is amazingly sleazy.

[liqthemoon.livejournal.com]

This entire ad is so quotable that my head is about to explode.

[bougieman.livejournal.com]

???
I don't think I've ever been seduced with "rum swizzles" before.

[seamonkey-mags.livejournal.com]

Where's the person with the "hwat ye phoeque?" icon? I need that. Cause that is all I can say here.

[thehappycat.livejournal.com]

I kind of want to vote "yes," but this ad is too funny for me to get offended.

I don't think I've ever danced the calypso while slugging champagne straight from the bottle and wearing nothing but an Edwardian rose behind one ear. I don't even know the difference between a regular rose and an Edwardian rose.

[bibiorg.livejournal.com]

Yes :|