Contest Submission - I Don't Think You're Ready For This Jelly

[jess-d-ripper.livejournal.com]

From 1954. Delicious Lime Jell-o, onions, cottage cheese, mayonnaise, and seafood salad.

Comments

YES

[rosehiptea.livejournal.com]

This jello stuff just gets worse and worse, doesn't it?

Re: YES

[fynoda.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to write a letter to JELL-O and *demand* some sort of apology.

So BAD its the best

[jodi.livejournal.com]

Of all the ring molds in all the magazines (and i've seen my share) this one takes the cake. Every detail of the recipe serves to make it more and more unappetizing! Whee!

[aj-hyena.livejournal.com]

That ain't jello, that's something that belongs on the "adult toy" shelf.

YES

[medren.livejournal.com]

Man, when the recipe is called "Lime Cheese Salad" you know it can't be good.

Yes.

[weelisa.livejournal.com]

Seafood does not belong near jello. I'm surprised they didn't find a way to include some peanut butter...

Re: Yes.

[katyamena.livejournal.com]

*concur*

YES!!

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

God save us all.

yes

[mokie-sassafras.livejournal.com]

of all the disgusting "foods", this is the disgustingest

[keristars.livejournal.com]

It looks like something that belongs in a Raygun Gothic version of Weeki Wachee Springs, in Florida. Dang. I mean. Wow.

Still, not as awful as other gelatins, so it doesn't get my vote.

[glass-houses.livejournal.com]

What?? I've never seen one this bad!

[keristars.livejournal.com]

Maybe the ingredients are gross, but it doesn't look as disgusting as others! There was one posted 2 months ago that was the ickiest thing ever, both ingredients and appearance, but it hasn't been posted yet today. I'm kind of lazy about going back to find it, though. There have been so many pages of ads since then...

it just occurred to me

[keristars.livejournal.com]

oh god what if i'm being desensitized to gelatin monstrosities what to do save me quick

[glass-houses.livejournal.com]

YES

SO AWFUL

WORST I THINK

[crabofdoom.livejournal.com]

The top ring is such a beautiful, glassy green. And yet, my eye is constantly being dragged away to the cloudy flecks and viciously rendered flesh in the center. The sheer knowledge of the ingredients doesn't help. Cottage cheese AND onion AND artificial lime. Oh. My. God. An extra thousand points for the post title.

[midniterose.livejournal.com]

Barf Bag Alert!!!

[snippy-kitty.livejournal.com]

I can't go to sleep after seeing this. EW EW EW!

[brinylon.livejournal.com]

The picture is not that bad but the recipe is horrific!

[seamonkey-mags.livejournal.com]

YES! Jello + onions + cottage cheese did it for me right there. I can't even contemplate cottage cheese and Jello. And I love both of them!

YES

[paularubia.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, this is quite unpleasant. Cottage cheese (etc.) suspended in Jello ... oh god.

[stefanie-bean.livejournal.com]

Is that scummy white stuff around the edge of the ring more cottage cheese?

Just ... ew.

[kiss-chan.livejournal.com]

The stuff in the middle looks suspiciously like cat food =(

YES

[christhawk.livejournal.com]

I like Jello, I like cottage cheese, I like seafood salad. I do not like them together! Blech!

[charlotterhys.livejournal.com]

Yes.

YES

[beckyan.livejournal.com]

I was supposed to be just a watcher, but then this ad made me want to join this community just so I could comment.

That green thing looks like it's growing mold. Why cottage cheese why.

[amyangel96.livejournal.com]

Yes, this may be the worst. They're all horrific, but the moldiness of this one is seriously gross!

And I might just go check ebay for ring molds, I had no idea until today there was such a variety available!

[gillianinoz.livejournal.com]

YES

[carriepika.livejournal.com]

YES

I can't say it hard enough. Lime jello and seafood? Dear god. D8

YES

[vix.livejournal.com]

I really shouldn't be voting on all these right before I go out to dinner.

yes

[littlelamb.livejournal.com]

i'm going to go with this one -- lime jello, mayo, cottage cheese and canned tuna all in one dish? how possible? ... it looks like such a special, moldy monstrosity, too.

Re: yes

[dvdsky81.livejournal.com]

PLUS everyone seems to be not noticing the VINEGAR added in the with jello for that........tart vinegar taste? So you have: Jello, vinegar, grated onion all mixed in to the jello to make the mold thingie itself, THEN you make it worse by adding in mayo, cottage cheese, tuna. WTF?

[mwittier.livejournal.com]

YES.