First Post - Dimple Machine

[shirviu.livejournal.com]

 

Comments

[glass-houses.livejournal.com]

WHAT

[srsmoonlight.livejournal.com]

OH HELL NO

[pastoral.livejournal.com]

D N W.

[suzycat.livejournal.com]

ALso, Does Not Work.

[queen-fiend.livejournal.com]

That looks so painful! Yikes.

[1girl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, exactly. "Lady Invents Disfigurement Machine."

[mackinzie.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[overlord-mordax.livejournal.com]

DO. NOT. WANT.

[aj-hyena.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute... from Rochester NY. That explains it. NY is known for stupidity like this...

[overlord-mordax.livejournal.com]

Hey, I LIVE in Rochester... :P

But yeah, we would so come up with this.

[hazeltea.livejournal.com]

lol Rochester.

[aj-hyena.livejournal.com]

I'm in Albany. NY is the weirdo capital of the world.

[overlord-mordax.livejournal.com]

I bet the patent's expired. Lets see if we can sell it again. hehe.

[apredeus.livejournal.com]

Japan excluded, of course :)

[eidolonamorata.livejournal.com]

I also live in Rochester and my first thought upon reading this was, "I'm not sure whether to be sad that someone from my city invented something so stupid, or proud that they figured out such a scheme for separating fools from their money..."

[moonjaguar.livejournal.com]

I never could figure out why anybody wanted dimples or caved-in places under their cheekbones-- I use makeup to try and de-emphasize that because I think it makes me look lumpy. Dimples on chins are adorable though *points to icon*

[charlotterhys.livejournal.com]

I generally thought the chin-dimple was called a cleft chin? *has one*

What's really sad is when you get cleft noses.

[vix.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough it's the first thing my mom's OBGYN noticed about me when I popped out of the womb -- "It's got dimples!"

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

And here I always thought dimples were something you were born with (or at least the result of plastic surgery.) Who knew?

[glass-houses.livejournal.com]

Aww, an old friend had a kitty that looked a lot like the one in your icon, blue and green eyes included. I'd talk to her and she'd talk back. She was so cute.

[spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com]

LOL well done on your first post, you got the community in a tither. Hahaha.

[shirviu.livejournal.com]

Heehee I'm glad it was a success. (:

[whoseline_wlsc]

I love dimples, but that contraption...no thanks.

[mwittier.livejournal.com]

I like to think of it more as the huge-strap-mark-under-your-chin invention.

That and the weird-lines-from-your-dimple-to-your-temples invention.

And the odd-flat-spot-in-the-back-of-your-hair invention.

[snippy-kitty.livejournal.com]

Well, I did get my lovely narrow nose by putting a clothespin on it every night.

[craving-vintage.livejournal.com]

Thank God I have my own dimples! lol

[apredeus.livejournal.com]

nothing but early do-it-yourself plastic surgery!

[je-reviens.livejournal.com]

A whole new meaning to "strap on".

[randomneses.livejournal.com]

Lawd have mercy

[amiga500.livejournal.com]

Is there a butt-dimple machine too?

[snippy-kitty.livejournal.com]

Yes, its called a Big Mac with extra cheese.

[leoprincess.livejournal.com]

*dead*

[effingusernames.livejournal.com]

sexy mama

[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's Li'l Vicki! Tappa tappa tappa!

[bzul.livejournal.com]

It's like a Mr. Haney special that would spark a brief visible trend around Hooterville -- The Dee-luxe Dimpleizer for Dee-lightful Beauty Dents. A few days later, for another five dollars each, he'll meet the sudden urgent demand for the Deep Divot Disguiser.

[meleth.livejournal.com]

That's incredibly disturbing.

[smelyoko.livejournal.com]

...

YOU STOLE THIS FROM FATPITA.

Hi Shirv C: