This is just unfortunate

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[waitingonsunday.livejournal.com]

Hohhhh, boy.

[zhukora1.livejournal.com]

Is that frankfurter a...burlesque dancer? I haven't seen that before.

[zhukora1.livejournal.com]

OT, but I can't stop inserting an "N" between "Frank" and "Furter" in my mind. Damn you, Tim Curry! Though, that would make the burlesque dancing hot dog make more sense.

[xellos-otaku-21.livejournal.com]

Damn it! Now I'm wanna watch Rocky Horror and have no VCR to do so! ;-;

[zhukora1.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! I guess the only thing to do now is the Time Warp again! :O

[xellos-otaku-21.livejournal.com]

But it's the pelvic THRUST that really drives you insane-yay-yay-ay!

XD

[crabofdoom.livejournal.com]

I believe you're right, which means the she-wiener is the only one dressed/covered. The other two are just singing their little jingle starkies.

[keristars.livejournal.com]

Ha, we had another of these last fall and the dancing, singing hot dogs are as funny as ever. :D

[cottonmanifesto.livejournal.com]

my face looks like this right now D:

[cionaudha.livejournal.com]

Is "packer" a euphemism?

If not, should it be?

[sceneasfuck.livejournal.com]

i keep looking at "packer" (or is that "pocker"?) and thinking it says "pecker" and wow this ad just got a lot funnier.

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

The very last line (if you want to call it that) reads: "Found in Mom's basement."

I think I need to find brain bleach.

[glass-houses.livejournal.com]

That's the name of the website.

[pat-le-lion.livejournal.com]

Yummy :)

[koneko-wish.livejournal.com]

I'm... very worried that his lips are the same color as the hot dog. >_>

As for everything else, I'm going to keep my tasteless comments about naked weenies to myself.

[xellos-otaku-21.livejournal.com]

This ad makes me feel vaguely dirty.

[stefanie-bean.livejournal.com]

s-u-b-t-e-x-t...

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I couldn't spot the oral-sex subtext because THERE IS A FAN-DANCING FRANKFURTER.

[corridor7f.livejournal.com]

Hey, Hot Lips.

[pimpmytardis.livejournal.com]

I was researching 1940s food recently and saw several ads like these with the bright red "skinless" franks. Then I went to the new Thai market nearby and discovered that they not only still exist but also really are that color!

[moonjaguar.livejournal.com]

They're circumcised?!