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Guess what I found? It's a tale of horror and humiliation!

Maybe it's just me, but I'm not sure whether I'd really feel comfortable in a company that was that interested in my rectal problems. But I digress...
"Wait," I thought! I've seen something like this before! Posted on this very group!
Yes, it appears that Scott Tissues devoted an entire campaign to educating us on all the unspeakable things that could happen to us if we used any toilet paper that was not actually Scott Tissues.
This ad was posted a while back, by
sienamystic and I wish I could credit the poster but I just can't find them!

A sad case indeed.
But wait, there's more!
This was posted a few months back by yours truly!

So there you go, people. Use Scott Tissues or end up bedridden, uneducated and forced to tell your boss about your ass operation.
And don't say they didn't warn you!

Maybe it's just me, but I'm not sure whether I'd really feel comfortable in a company that was that interested in my rectal problems. But I digress...
"Wait," I thought! I've seen something like this before! Posted on this very group!
Yes, it appears that Scott Tissues devoted an entire campaign to educating us on all the unspeakable things that could happen to us if we used any toilet paper that was not actually Scott Tissues.
This ad was posted a while back, by
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A sad case indeed.
But wait, there's more!
This was posted a few months back by yours truly!

So there you go, people. Use Scott Tissues or end up bedridden, uneducated and forced to tell your boss about your ass operation.
And don't say they didn't warn you!
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Date: 2010-03-01 09:59 pm (UTC)I think I just bought (or maybe just saw) another, earlier ad in the series, showing a MICROSCOPE VIEW of those splinters causing all the evil. Scientific proof!
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