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[mort.livejournal.com]

i picked up a number of late '50s /early '60s magazines at the flea market a few months back; they have titles like revealing romances and uncensored confessions.





and what about the psychological disturbances caused by swaddling your prepubescent son in soft plastic panties ?




jane's lesson: don't never fondle knobs.




hmm... i wonder how effective blondex is for washing out gravel and motor oil.




where do i even begin with this one ? really. any suggestions ?




this absolutely intrigues mystifies terrifies titillates me.




oh... i reckon there'll be plenty of "handling" after the catalogue arrives, too. wink, nudge.




and, finally:

help me out with this one. i've just about got it.

"there's a tear in my..."

inner ear ?
chiffonier ?
greg kinnear ?

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[humandays.livejournal.com]

the extraordinary leavings of pop-culture!

[spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com]

All of these were GREAT!!!!! More more more!!!

[hardrockzombie.livejournal.com]

I like how Nashville neatly seperates its Hillbilly from its Sacred. That's an important distinction. Poor Jane's going to end up living in a hermetically sealed chamber if Fred snubs her for every germ-blemish.

[gutterboylive.livejournal.com]

Thanks for these! More!

The "whirling spray" makes me think of a teeny tiny lawn sprinkler that...well, you know.

[round-head.livejournal.com]

do you think they deigned it for another use on purpose?

[entropical87.livejournal.com]

I think I've read somewhere that companies did sometimes make sex toys that they marketed as something completely innocent.

I could just be making that up, though.

[purplediamond.livejournal.com]

early vibrators were marketed as "facial massagers" or a beaty aid to improve complexion.

[vintagelover.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! More, please!

[bolddeciever.livejournal.com]

Wow, what a coincidence... I've been listening to back episodes of the radio show This American Life (http://thislife.org), and just the other day I listened to this (http://audio.wbez.org/tal/73.m3u) episode, which talks all about the "song poem" phenomenon...