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[suchakiller.livejournal.com]

so much bullshit. but it's funnt that with the right advertising this would probably sell really well today. haha

[sorcerer-mickey.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry, Masie, but Mother won't allow me to marry you. You have... 'unbecoming wrists'!"

[mwittier.livejournal.com]

Okay, in theory, wouldn't your fingers melt away to matchsticks by the time you'd used it enough to reduce your porcine unsightliness?

You'd end up lovely and flapper-slender, but with teeny Barbie hands (cue Kristen Wiig (http://tlbb.tumblr.com/post/135138579/folkinz-with-my-by-myself-kristen-wiig-meets).)

[ex-avianity.livejournal.com]

Or no hands at all, I'd think.

I'll have to look this stuff up now and see how it was supposed to have worked....

[meezergal.livejournal.com]

Okay, in theory, wouldn't your fingers melt away to matchsticks by the time you'd used it enough to reduce your porcine unsightliness?

Great point! LOL!

If only losing weight were so easy... ;)