New Ultra Brite toothpaste- the taste you can really feel! New Ultra Brite gives your mouth [wolf whistle/kiss blowing] Sex Appeal!
Apparently 'sex appeal' meant brushing your teeth with extra-mentholated paint stripper: that shit burned until your gums peeled back to reveal jawbone.
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Date: 2009-09-22 08:25 am (UTC)the taste you can really feel!
New Ultra Brite gives your mouth
[wolf whistle/kiss blowing]
Sex Appeal!
Apparently 'sex appeal' meant brushing your teeth with extra-mentholated paint stripper: that shit burned until your gums peeled back to reveal jawbone.