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[foolishfiddler.livejournal.com]

O.M.G.

[studioqt.livejournal.com]

Is Mr. Pierpont crushing on Sessue?
Caption 5 reads like something straight out of yaoi.

[zhukora1.livejournal.com]

I vote we add the gratuitous use of "lusciously" to the evidence for yaoi.

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm thinking that Sessue's duties are soon gonna involve a bit more than just laying out Pierpont's clothes and bringing him coffee.

[zhukora1.livejournal.com]

Well that's...special. It looks like there might be another minority stereotype on the front of the coffee can. Can anyone tell what it is?

[dropkickpuppy.livejournal.com]

Lusciously, depose me another cup of 97% dark roasted minority stereotype.

[foxsong.livejournal.com]

Grammar of the text peculiar is. I ponder not what at.

[anterrabre.livejournal.com]

It reads like a literal translation of the original Japanese text.

[oh-meow.livejournal.com]

I teach EFL to adults. Reading this ad felt like being at work, puzzling over the "what I did on my holidays" essay of an elementary student who's been having a little bit too much fun with the dictionary.

[aratama.livejournal.com]

It does kind of sound like it, but I doubt it is -- Sessue Kinosuki is such a fake faux-Japanese name, I doubt this thing ever came close to anyone actually Japanese.

[foxbaby.livejournal.com]

holy shit.

[air-and-angels.livejournal.com]

They have an odd relationship, but they both seem happy.
Were Japanese valets once a Thing?

[solempne.livejournal.com]

#@$%*@#$

[saint-monkey.livejournal.com]

Gawt DAYM. We sure were racist! Good thing that's all over and done with, right?

[ahousekeeper.livejournal.com]

That's the best comment in this post :)

[jtaylor2.livejournal.com]

Wow...

[basking-lizard.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't really describe it as a percentage of caffeine, but coffee has different caffeine amounts depending on how it's brewed and how it's roasted (in order from most-least caffeine, it's light-medium-dark roast). I dug up this list from some quick googling:

"7oz coffee:
Drip 115-175 milligrams
Brewed 80-135 mg
Instant 65-100 mg
Decaf, brewed 3-4 mg
Decaf, instant 2-3 mg

12oz tea:
Tea, iced (12 ozs.) 70 mg
Tea, brewed, imported 60 mg
Tea, brewed, U.S. 40 mg
Tea, instant 30 mg

Other:
Mate 25-150mg
Espresso 100mg of caffeine 1 serving (1.5-2oz)

According to The American Beverage Association the numbers are a little different:

Coffee, 8oz drip 104-192 mg
Tea, 8oz brewed 20-90
Iced Tea, 8 oz 9-50
Soft Drinks, 8 oz 20-40
Cocoa Beverage, 8oz 3-32
Milk Chocolate, 1 oz 1-15
Dark Chocolate, 1 oz 5-35"

/barista :)

[spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com]

You win.

[mwittier.livejournal.com]

"I peer at my duty- and commit same."



Well, okay, then. Mmhmm. Alrighty.