Because I'm trying SO hard not to show my contempt for you feeding these cheap ass sardines..

[spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com]

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[theidolhands.livejournal.com]

I actually love sardines...but I usually eat them in private. ;p

[girlchild0aglow.livejournal.com]

I adore sardines on toast, but daaaamn you people in that ad must have stinky breath. I would never eat sardines anywhere that people might smell it.

[pseydtonne.livejournal.com]

Wow, that older woman's word balloon was the original ad copy? It sounds like an unprocessed, sociopathic thought.

"The human has fed me sardines. The human is attempting to curry favor with me. I did not hate the meal, thus I should not reject her offering. Still, I am confused about the other emotions this should elicit from me. Perhaps I shall mimic the humans photographed on the tin of sardines."

[retention.livejournal.com]

"Well, after all, we have been enjoying 'Skippers' sandwiches, haven't we."

"Um, no, those are just eggsalad."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"