Date: 2009-09-13 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-peabody.livejournal.com
what is a dead bird doing on his dinner plate?!

Date: 2009-09-13 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nimbus9.livejournal.com
"I call this dish 'le birdstrike' "

Date: 2009-09-13 03:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nosyparker.livejournal.com
"You absurd man! How dare you bring this avian corpse to my table? I'm not even going to make eye contact with you -- that's what I think about you."

Date: 2009-09-13 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheesygirl.livejournal.com
I want to know what the kidney shaped Christmas pillows are. Gelatin? Pastries? Lard?

Date: 2009-09-13 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snippy-kitty.livejournal.com
Dutch clogs with frosting?

Date: 2009-09-13 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystical-chickn.livejournal.com
Mmm... splintery.

Date: 2009-09-13 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mystical-chickn.livejournal.com
After scrutinizing them pretty thoroughly I'm about 95% sure they're lobsters. Not sure why they're covered in frosting, though.

Date: 2009-09-13 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marstokyo.livejournal.com
No, those are classic French patés, they are shaped and covered with mayonaise and decorated with olives and pimentos. Yum! (not)

Date: 2009-09-15 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] willowind76.livejournal.com
Mayo covered? that's disgusting.

Date: 2009-09-13 03:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] elgoose.livejournal.com
Moccasins. With hollandaise.

Date: 2009-09-13 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pacotelic.livejournal.com
Getting a whole bird onto an airplane is str8 up Marutshka

Date: 2009-09-13 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlchild0aglow.livejournal.com
"Excuse me, waiter? There is a dead bird on my table. This is completely unacceptable. Just what sort of establishment are you running here?"

"I beg your pardon, sir! I'll clear this off, and comp you a bottle of wine. I'm so sorry."

"I sneer upon your free wine. And also your pate loaf."

Date: 2009-09-13 03:44 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] emmuzka.livejournal.com
Dead birds as garnishing and lobster looking like christmas socks. Yummy. But I appreciate the enriched colors, very 70s cook book-y!

Date: 2009-09-13 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catharsisss.livejournal.com
gregory peck looks pleased with himself.

Date: 2009-09-13 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janenx01.livejournal.com
Well, he IS Gregory Peck. Or was, I guess.

Date: 2009-09-13 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheesygirl.livejournal.com
After my last two trips across the Atlantic in cattle car class, I'd look like that too if I found myself in "De Luxe" class. Even if it meant eating raw birds and Christmas socks.

Date: 2009-09-14 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murakozi.livejournal.com
I dunno, this could easily be a shot of Gregory Peck being a big ol jerk...

Steward: Would Monsieur prefer the chicken or the beef for dinner tonight?

Peck: Screw that. Bring me a loaf of bread stuffed with pate in a smiley face pattern.

Steward: Oui Monsieur

Peck: And I want it served on the back of a dead bird

Steward: Um...Oui Monsieur

Peck: Oh, and a half a croissant

Steward: But of course, Monsieur

Peck: Now I want some lobster claws covered with icing and decorated to look like clogs.

Steward: As Monsieur wishes. Perhaps some wine for Monsieur?

Monsieur?

Monsieur?

Peck (smirks and thinks to himself): Yeah, I'm the king. I'm just going to pretend this guy isn't even here.

Date: 2009-09-13 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sandoz-iscariot.livejournal.com
I love how Gregory Peck's not even looking at the food. (I wouldn't be either.)

Date: 2009-09-13 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minniemousegirl.livejournal.com
Exactly...I'd fold my arms too if that unappetizing crap was put in front of me to eat too. Gregory Peck looks like he's thinking he'd rather have a burger and fries....

Date: 2009-09-13 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autochrome.livejournal.com
"Pah, I am Gregory Peck. I laugh at your palsy offerings!"

Date: 2009-09-13 08:48 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] eleraama.livejournal.com
He's sooo dreeeaaaaammmmy.... *swoon*


Maybe the lobsters are cooked in pastry? Isn't that a thing that you do with poultry sometimes?

Date: 2010-04-08 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jpowell180.livejournal.com
The captain of this plane has done everything to ensure that Gregory Peck will not name his plane "Leper Colony" ;)

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