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[amelia-eve.livejournal.com]

I suspect we'll be hearing it soon on some newborn out of Hollywood.

[pink-porcupette.livejournal.com]

Oh YUM!

[bolddeciever.livejournal.com]

If you have only two items, a numbered list is really underwhelming.

[randomneses.livejournal.com]

srsly

[nonentityb.livejournal.com]

They're addictive!

[craving-vintage.livejournal.com]

Hello, Ritz!

[randomneses.livejournal.com]

yeah, they really do look like ritz

[randomneses.livejournal.com]

Crack...in a box.

[nosyparker.livejournal.com]

3. ???
4. Profit!

[thehappycat.livejournal.com]

Somehow I don't particularly associate the word "educator" with tasty crackers. Perhaps this lack of association is why we don't see this brand in stores anymore.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

I read "This is the most imitated cracker in America" as "This is the most irritated cracker in America" and I immediately shouted "NO! THAT IS UNTRUE! I AM THE MOST IRRITATED CRACKER IN AMERICA!" Because it is an emphatically correct fact of logic.

Then I re-read it and I decided to go watch the news again and get more irritated.