It rubs the lotion on its skin.

[spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com]

Comments

[zhukora1.livejournal.com]

You know, I bet a rubber mask would be pretty warm to wear in winter.

[salenelle.livejournal.com]

I don't fully understand it, but I love your icon!

[fanbot.livejournal.com]

Are you my mummy?

[gotham-syren.livejournal.com]

I don't know how to respond to this except to giggle nervously. I wonder how many of these were sold. None, hopefully.

[paularubia.livejournal.com]

Dungeon Masters! Dungeon Dwellers! Fetishists!

I don't know what year this is from, but you have to admit, fifty cents sounds like a great deal!

[charliesmum.livejournal.com]

Horror Movie Serial Killers! Hannibal Lector!

[badgerpdx.livejournal.com]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

[albear.livejournal.com]

LOL! LOL!

[emmuzka.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it looked that kinky in real life...

[chamisa.livejournal.com]

Bank robbers!

[ziggymeg.livejournal.com]

I am reminded of Hannibal Lecter.

[dvdsky81.livejournal.com]

OMFG!!! That would fucking terrify me if I was walking/driving down the road and somebody in one of those things was just riiiding their bike like "la la la"..lol. And the subject line-lets just say you owe me a new monitor due to my current one being sprayed with coffee. Jerkface. (kidding..obviously. )Seriously though-the subject line could not have been better!..lol.

[jtaylor2.livejournal.com]

Cyclists!?

[apredeus.livejournal.com]

US Navy. First samples of psychological warfare.

Bet it works, too!!!

[sandoz-iscariot.livejournal.com]

The Comedian!

[glock35gal.livejournal.com]

I had no idea BDSM gear could be so cheap!

[morienos.livejournal.com]

Mummy I'm frightened

[salenelle.livejournal.com]

HOLY CRAP!

[salenelle.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha! "It puts the lotion in the basket..."

I used to work at a soap shop, selling yummy oils, powder, soaps, lotions, and when that movie came out, we'd test lotions on people, rubbing in on their hands or a place on their arm to let them sample the lovely, and say "it puts the lotion on its skin" and customers would not get it. LOL Thanks for the memories!

[thehappycat.livejournal.com]

Bring out the Gimp!

(Pulp Fiction reference, please don't take it the wrong way)

[roamingtigress.livejournal.com]

LOL @ winter sport fans

[jpowell180.livejournal.com]

"Amputate a man's leg and he can still feel it tickling. Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you? "