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[i-get-stabby.livejournal.com]

Gah!

[girlchild0aglow.livejournal.com]

I thought good bathing habits 'solved' vaginal odor.

[theidolhands.livejournal.com]

Ah this. You know, it's not like men smell like flowers down there either. Some balls wipes wouldn't hurt the world. xD

[nokomarie.livejournal.com]

I thought it was supposed to be manly to stink.

[theidolhands.livejournal.com]

Musk can be manly perhaps, stink is just stink and left to fetishes. Or...dogs.

The Vagina Monologues has a line that goes, "Pussy should smell like pussy."

[nokomarie.livejournal.com]

:Sigh: Male crotches frequently smell like old gym socks.

The truth is we all can get that "not so fresh" smell.

[theidolhands.livejournal.com]

Ain't it funny how nothing in the perfume industry smells like that? Hm...guess no one wants e du gym socks. As well that such odor is not mentioned in hygiene products aimed at the opposite gender, even though that's a well-known fact. I don't know, or maybe women really do worry and think they should smell like roses everywhere?

Re: The truth is we all can get that "not so fresh" smell.

[nokomarie.livejournal.com]

Probably has to do with boys simply being told to hit the shower and scrub up when too ripe while the girls go through years of lectures from their mothers specifically on feminine hygiene. I'll bet there isn't a woman out there who hasn't had the unhappy experience of having to bolt for home when certain "accidents" have occurred, thus the paranoia is definitely at a higher level. The manufactures and ad agencies grabbed that difference and ran with it.

[miss-october.livejournal.com]

lol @ balls wipes

Snozzberries!

[theidolhands.livejournal.com]

Penisil?

Smegma Swipes?

I mean it causes the human papalova virus for heck's sake. Take some responsibility, protect yourself and clean that thing instead of (advertising) tricking underage and/or virginal women into getting hundred dollar shots from a gyno. Speaking of ridiculous ads.

Re: Snozzberries!

[garden_hoe21]

What causes the human "papalova" virus?

Re: Snozzberries!

[squidb0i.livejournal.com]

papa lover?

[theidolhands.livejournal.com]

I just got this.

Re: Snozzberries!

[theidolhands.livejournal.com]

Bacteria, to keep it short, but I encourage you to look it up since, as you can see, the commercials that put a person into a state of fear, do nothing to explain it. Also, it is the female who has to worry as the fully negative consequences due to how it functions, but it is also easily avoidable, and many women won't even be affected (as the advertising again doesn't make it clear). And lastly, there are far more affordable ways to be treated than the typically television advertised product.

I happen to know this because aside from being a wise ass, I'm also a scientifically motivated person whose had to deal with the medical industry a great deal. I'm not an expert, but I remain curious.

Re: Snozzberries!

[garden_hoe21]

You encourage me to look it up.

[theidolhands.livejournal.com]

Yeah, to understand it. You asked. Nothing more implied.

Re: Snozzberries!

[reid.livejournal.com]

"causes the human papalova virus"?
haha fail

Re: Snozzberries!

[theidolhands.livejournal.com]

I know, because a snarky remark who probably only ever does it to themselves is total proof of that.

[theidolhands.livejournal.com]

For all future losers with no sense of humor and think they know everything.

http://www.everydayhealth.com/health-information/human-papilloma-virus-hpv-what-is-it.aspx?xid=GSLP&s_kwcid=TC|6122|human%20papillomavirus%20virus||S||3656994282&gclid=CODn9eG08poCFRFMagodOWL2cw

Lots of other sites to look at as well.
and like this ad, the subject has gotten stale. 'kay thx bye.

Re: Snozzberries!

[reid.livejournal.com]

what does that even mean?

Re: Snozzberries!

[reid.livejournal.com]

obviously you haven't reviewed the spelling

dude.

[theidolhands.livejournal.com]

get a fucking life.

Re: dude.

[reid.livejournal.com]

lol. you're fighting on livejournal.

No you are.

[theidolhands.livejournal.com]

douche.

[kokosbolla.livejournal.com]

me too :)

[arcata1.livejournal.com]

OMG

[thatjamiegirl.livejournal.com]

Sitting on all that sand when your hoo-hoo is "perspire-y" can NOT end well.

[mschilepepper.livejournal.com]

Listen, if she WANTS to make pearls, who are we to judge her??

[fynoda.livejournal.com]

Can I metaquote this?

[mschilepepper.livejournal.com]

Certainly! Thanks for thinking my comment was metaquoteworthy. :)

[fynoda.livejournal.com]

It's like having your LJ cherry popped. Here ya go (http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7157781.html).

[nokomarie.livejournal.com]

If you need a deodorizer for your vagina you need to see your doctor pronto.

[del-ruby.livejournal.com]

or if your vagina smells worse than your underarms! good god, these scare tactics...

[nokomarie.livejournal.com]

The idea of an entire generation of women convinced they smelled like week-old tuna surprise!

[del-ruby.livejournal.com]

IT WILL RUIN YOUR MARRAIGE

[thomasirvin.livejournal.com]

What's with the text in the upper-left corner that says, "Found in Mom's Basement"?

Sounds like the text "Found in your grocer's freezer" that you sometimes see in other ads.

[glass-houses.livejournal.com]

It's the name of the site where it came from.

[eggplant.livejournal.com]

"the most girl part of you."

HAH.

[gotham-syren.livejournal.com]

No doubt a product named 'Pristeen' can also restore a girl's innocence.

[garden_hoe21]

How is everyone able to read the text?

[miss-october.livejournal.com]

I can barely see it, as well!

Stinkys?

[squidb0i.livejournal.com]

In my bajynaz?

IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU!!

[amiga500.livejournal.com]

Well, where is it then? Her ankles? Her elbows? This ad is just too subtle.

[seamonkey-mags.livejournal.com]

Clearly I am not an attractive, nice-to-be-with woman. Man, it must be so depressing to worry about your bits.

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

Dear Mom, it's lonely here on Cooch Stank Island. I have made friends with the sea-grass. Unfortunately, lobstrosities have bit off my feet below the ankle. Tell all the people who exiled me to this hellish place that once I die from blood-loss, I will haunt their dreams, crotch-first. Love, Shirley.

[cyclonestruckit.livejournal.com]

I see a film: Escape From Cooch Stank Island.