FMK: Diva Edition

[misstia]

As our guest host dandyxr has explained, choose 1 to fuck, 1 to marry, 1 to kill.

Comments

[kshandra]

This one's tougher than I expected it to be...

Kill Joan, shag Marilyn, marry Liz - we purple people have to stick together, after all. ;-)

[dandyads]

Well I'd have to marry Elizabeth Taylor because everyone does that, shag Marilyn because she's got the curves, and kill the other one

[baron-waste.livejournal.com]

I'd have to agree with this - regrettably, because I like Joan Collins, but “If you want it, marry it,” was always Miss Taylor's motto, and Miss Collins was not always the nicest person - with the brains to make that count.

> Alexis Colby is a fictional character on the American TV
> series Dynasty. She is the ex-wife of Blake Carrington
> whose schemes cause one problem after another for him
> and their children…

- and the malevolently scheming character was her own idea.  Aaron Spelling said, “We didn't write Alexis.  Joan made Alexis.”

[watteaux.livejournal.com]

Nooo .. don't do this to me!! Polygamous M ;)

[ejia-arath03.livejournal.com]

In the end I think I'll go with the suggested order: Fuck Marilyn, Marry Liz, and Kill Joan.