They're great until your lover embraces you and they make a flatulent sound. That's when you realize your 13-year-old brother swapped out his whoopie cushions so he could use your inflatable boobs to finish his fake woman. Trust me, you do not want him to give them back now.
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Date: 2012-06-22 12:05 am (UTC)