Story Time is STARTING NOW! :-)
Jun. 18th, 2012 08:44 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
His biggest enemy is...
Reverend J.M. Gates, who upon hearing of this heathenous place, proceeded to go on a heated and vocal sermon the following Sunday at the Church. Comparing the resort to malt shops and nickel and dime stores that promote the sins of our times! What people didn't know is that the Reverend had a sin of his own. He loved the feel of Women's Hosiery. He secretly wore them to ... stare out the window into the empty night and think of AMERICA.

As he stood there, consumed with guilt, he composed poems and songs. He even sent the lyrics of one song, "Listen to the Night" to his favorite band, Hall & Oates, and now he was sure they'd come to offer him a contract. But in fact, Daryl...
Reverend J.M. Gates, who upon hearing of this heathenous place, proceeded to go on a heated and vocal sermon the following Sunday at the Church. Comparing the resort to malt shops and nickel and dime stores that promote the sins of our times! What people didn't know is that the Reverend had a sin of his own. He loved the feel of Women's Hosiery. He secretly wore them to ... stare out the window into the empty night and think of AMERICA.

As he stood there, consumed with guilt, he composed poems and songs. He even sent the lyrics of one song, "Listen to the Night" to his favorite band, Hall & Oates, and now he was sure they'd come to offer him a contract. But in fact, Daryl...