"I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV."

For you young'uns out there, this is the ad you've probably heard the oldsters mention a time or two. We thought it was pretty laughable then, too.

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Saturday Evening Post, January 25, 1969:



This had been a selling point for Listerine since the 1920s:  the notion that by using it, you could prevent colds.  If you got wet or chilled, if you felt a hint of a cold "coming on", if someone coughed on you, if you sat in a draft, especially if your children came home wet or chilled ... Listerine.  As soon as one member evinced the hint of a cough or sniffle, start the whole family gargling Listerine.  It would not only prevent colds, it would ease and shorten those that had already started:  one ad recommended gargling with Listerine every two hours for as long as the cold or sore throat lasted.

It wasn't until 1976 that the Federal Trade Commission ruled that Lambert Pharmacal (at that time the maker of Listerine) had to change the advertising:  had not only to stop claiming the product prevented colds, but specifically to state in their next ten million dollars' worth of advertising, "Hey, you know those claims we've been making that Listerine will prevent colds?  Not true!"
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LEMONS! (1944) Good for so many things!

Well, not THIS exactly. Let's get right to the handy chart, shall we?

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Lemons!  What can't they do?
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Time for your flu shot!

Super Anahist Deep-Penetrating Chest Rub, 1950s

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This has been a public service announcement.

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kiddi-koff, F&F lozenges, Candettes Cough-jel, and Vicks

Demon kiddies love kiddi-koff!

1951, from VivatVintage.com

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Now THAT'S a slogan - "REALLY MEDICATED" 
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Candettes™ Cough-Jel )

Five Vicks ads with kids!  )
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CONTEST ENTRY, COLDS: My catarrh has disappeared!

Mi catarro ha desaparecido, thanks to Jarabe Bayer de Heroína (Bayer Heroin Syrup)

That explains the eyes, I guess.  SIX further amazing ads HERE, and HERE with the full scoop.  Unregulated, nonprescription, for kids.

CONTEST ENTRY, COLDS: Coldene, 1961 two-pager

Coldene, 1961  (LIFE magazine)

 
Full size - 748x984 each

Strong visual, quick slogan.  I love how this progesses so that the man of the house is the one who MAKES THE SNEEZE HAPPEN.  His wife and sons are just here to help him on toward glory.
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Dear Betty Jo, Even though our boys overseas need Kleenex more then you, I will personally bring you a box if you'll stop picking your nose.


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Hall's Mentho-lyptus



[Disclaimer: I don't know if 1992 is old enough, but that's when this commercial is from. I was actually looking for an older one from the 70s that I remember; I believe Didi Conn was talking with her trademark cute nasal voice, but I couldn't find it on YouTube.]

Here a guy in an India tube station takes a Hall's cough drop and is immediately hit with a snowball lobbed by a polar bear.