[identity profile] spuzzlightyear.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Mom looks really stressed out.

Also, she needs to button her shirt up a bit more.

[identity profile] koneko-wish.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so distracted by trying to figure out what's in the bowl that I haven't got anything snarky to say about tomato juice.

[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Me too! Is it cream of wheat? cold cereal? old corn cobs?

[identity profile] koneko-wish.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
At first I thought maybe the bowl was empty. But then, what is the dusting of brown stuff sitting on?



The queasy-stomach in me wonders if it's rice pudding. >_< It was common to dust cinnamon on top of that. I thank all the gods there are that my father hates rice pudding, and thus never inflicted it upon our family.

[identity profile] blue-sky-lark.livejournal.com 2010-05-11 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oooh! Fresh blood of innocents! With fresh-blood-of-innocents vitamins too!

Yay for Iron and the other stuff. It's perfect for vampire children...at least the non-sparkling kind, those are just staked at birth (or should be!).

[identity profile] wikdsushi.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I have to wonder what else she put in the glass. My money's on Valium for herself, and lots and LOTS of Valium for Little Miss Freckle-Butt.

[identity profile] kartusch.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I agree. It almost appears to be some torched meringue. It is the wrong consistency (and the brown...?) for cream of wheat, oatmeal, or rice pudding that have not been pureed.

[identity profile] magista.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... I dunno. It could be the off-white of CofW or oatmeal, with milk or cream on top. *is hungry now*

[identity profile] weekendpbs.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
what is with so many of the kids in these ads being just plain vile?

[identity profile] weekendpbs.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
There's probably vodka in that glass too.

[identity profile] amiga500.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I think it might be full size shredded wheat, with badly done milk.

[identity profile] pbrim.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Reminds me of one of those old "Mommy, Mommy" jokes.

"Mommy, Mommy! Where's Daddy?"

"Shut up and drink your tomato juice before it clots."

[identity profile] owl-eyes-4ever.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately the first thing I thought of when I saw this was "Daywalker." But she has too many freckles?

... I'm gonna miss my job when I leave this weekend. xD

[identity profile] 1girl.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Toasted styrofoam.
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[personal profile] misstia 2010-05-12 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
i totally agree with you!!!

[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for forcing me to google a full list of those (http://joy.debian.net/other/mommy.html). Ah, childhood memories.

[identity profile] glitterberrys.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
They really liked gingers back when, didn't they. Seems like every kid in these ads is redhaired and spotted.

[identity profile] chicklet-girl.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, because if there was one beverage I loved in my childhood, it was tomato juice. Bleargh.

[identity profile] suzycat.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
It looks like porridge with brown sugar and a ton of milk to me. ASK ME how I know so well what said breakfast looks like. But it would taste vile with tomato juice!

[identity profile] ice-hesitant.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Victorian nannies used to spike their charges' food with laudanum to get some quiet time.

[identity profile] wikdsushi.livejournal.com 2010-05-12 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell, between that and the narcotic-packed teething remedies, I'm surprised the entire 1800s didn't consist of little kids jonesing for a fix.

[identity profile] wonderwonder.livejournal.com 2010-05-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
oh my GOD! my mother would always tell me these! "Mommy mommy, but I'm tired of walking in circles!" "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

[identity profile] wonderwonder.livejournal.com 2010-05-13 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
...aaand the ones she told me were DEFinitely a lot more innocent than the ones on that list. disgusting.