Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out! I want a

Ooooh!

No. You'll shoot your eye out.

Oh no! It was a classic mother, BB-gun block. "You'll shoot your eye out!" That deadly phrase honored many times by hundreds of mothers was not surmountable by any means known to Kid-dom, but such as my mania, my desire for a Red Ryder carbine, that I immediately began to rebuild the dike.

Heh, I was just kidding, even though Schwartz is getting one. I guess I'd just like some

I couldn't believe my own ears. Tinkertoys? She'd never buy it.

If this post has not made any sense, you obviously haven't seen this:

[Is that John O'Hurley doing the VO?]

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[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

my dad has a BB under the skin of his scalp. his cousin shot him. his cousin also got his bbgun priveleges removed, along with a whipping. so there you go.

and he still loves that idiot movie.