Ralphie, what would you like for Christmas?

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Horrified, I heard myself blurt it out! I want a

Ooooh!

No. You'll shoot your eye out.

Oh no! It was a classic mother, BB-gun block. "You'll shoot your eye out!" That deadly phrase honored many times by hundreds of mothers was not surmountable by any means known to Kid-dom, but such as my mania, my desire for a Red Ryder carbine, that I immediately began to rebuild the dike.

Heh, I was just kidding, even though Schwartz is getting one. I guess I'd just like some

I couldn't believe my own ears. Tinkertoys? She'd never buy it.

If this post has not made any sense, you obviously haven't seen this:

[Is that John O'Hurley doing the VO?]

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[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

*runs, screaming*

oh how i LOATHE that movie. i hates it worse than smeagol hates a baggins!! *shuddering*

and it's going to be playing as we have dinner with my parents tomorrow...FRIED CHICKEN because we don't want the fuss of a big dinner. :D (it's only the 4 of us, so no hassle needed)

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

LOL! Maybe go out for "Chinese turkey" instead?

I like this movie, but it has been run into the ground because of the non-stop airing. They're doing the same thing to Christmas Vacation, which I also like, but not that much. I like most Christmas movies, but some I can't stand, especially Jack Frost and Jingle All the Way. Christmas with the Kranks is pretty low on my list, too, but I feel I need to actually watch it all the way through to have an opinion about it. So far, I haven't been able to do that. Not a big fan of The Santa Clause, either. Same with any sappy TV movie, especially if it's based on a Christmas song. Bleah!

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

i like a very few christmas movies...i disliked "a christmas story" at first viewing. i like the santa clause because it was funny.

i'd rather watch the black and white "a christmas carol" with alistair sim in it, or the muppet christmas carol. and if the 'rents had a dvd player, i'd take THOSE over to watch!

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

Those are also great! Another "Christmas" movie I don't like is Love Actually, except for the scene where Emma Thompson's character realizes that her marriage is ending after she opens her present and realizes the necklace she saw her husband buy was for someone else. But she pulls herself together for the sake of the kids so their Christmas isn't ruined. It's really powerful. It just seemed so real and poignant of what a strong woman would do in that situation. The rest of the movie was typical rom-com claptrap, IMO. Though watching Colin Firth is always a pleasure. :D

[beetle-breath.livejournal.com]

I hate it too, so you're not alone! My mom's been watching it on TBS all day. UGHHHH.