[identity profile] cuddyclothes.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Egbert needs a serious ass-kicking.

[identity profile] pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Dorothea needs to woman up! Her threats leave Egbert cold because they're empty. If that was my little man, the change he would need at breakfast would be in his underpants after I put the fear of whatever gods there be in him!

[identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
How about prune juice, Mister?

[identity profile] rick-day.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Lawnmower Mom is mowing the lawn!

[identity profile] meezergal.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Look, Eggie, you'll canter when you have decent balance at the posting trot and aren't hanging on by the reins, that's when-- and I'll decide when that is-- never mind the fruit, kiddo.

[identity profile] cionaudha.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Who's up for completing that limerick? $10,000!!!!

[identity profile] cremepuff.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
What a spoiled brat! And Mommy Dearest isn't helping!

[identity profile] crossfire.livejournal.com 2012-10-23 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Waiting for Egbert's Aunt Ardath to show up and melt his bones tbh. /obscure fantasy reference