Boring Wife

[misstia]

Basically this can be summed as: I took speed to save my marriage...

Women's Day May 1971

Comments

[rebel-abrahams.livejournal.com]

"Shopper's Fatigue" can get to you after awhile.

[bellaventa.livejournal.com]

Oh, so that's how you keep a man?

::runs to CVS::: :)

[grab-that-dough.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[salenelle.livejournal.com]

So... what's JIM taking on HIS way home to his peppy-as-all-get-out wife? The couple that speeds together... hassexandtalksreallyfastandstaysupuntilwaypastanynormalperson'sbedtimesay,honey,let'spaintalltheroomstonight -tonight? -yeah,tonight!Iloveyou -Iloveyoutoohoneylet'shavesexagain -andagainandagainandagain..."

Barbara's Little Helper!

[lsdiamond.livejournal.com]

GREAT icon!!

[papermuse.livejournal.com]

Who needs a vibrating bed when your wife is vibrating all by herself?

[misstia]

"And after dinner, I was wide awake enough to do a little bit more than just look at television."

i liked that sentence too!

[boomstick.livejournal.com]

"And after dinner I was wide awake enough to do a little bit more than just look at television..."

Like what? Did you play board games?

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

I'll bet she said all four of those paragraphs in about ten seconds while simultaneously ironing some clothes and beating a bowl full of eggs. And she's still talking.

[kateorman.livejournal.com]

After dinner, I wrote a 120,000 word beat novel.