marble, green, red carpet oh, the horror - If I stepped into a house I was looking to buy and the bathroom was set up like that AND I bought it, I'd not change the bathroom for a while, and I'd laugh every time I went in there. I mean, it's so BAD, it's got to be preserved!

You know what it needs? It needs an oil-rain statue. You know what I'm talking about, those statue/fountains with the female figure in its center, and a spiral of oil rain falls all about it down plastic strings that around the statue... Italians will know what I'm on about.