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Both, And... ([personal profile] erik) wrote in [community profile] vintageads2015-03-28 06:08 am

Ooh, poo.

[identity profile] heather mccrillis (from livejournal.com) 2015-03-28 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I merely have a 134 IQ and even less in the bank account. :p
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Re: Ooh, poo.

[personal profile] misstia 2015-03-28 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
by the time they're done with you, you'd have nary a cent left, perhaps only one kidney.....if you have hbo watch Going Clear tomorrow night!!

[identity profile] ejia-arath03.livejournal.com 2015-03-28 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure how 2001 is vintage.

In any case, if I wanted to be radiant and magnetic couldn't I just swallow some radium and a magnet or two? It seems a lot less harmful.
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[personal profile] misstia 2015-03-28 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
it's not vintage but i'm allowing this.....

[identity profile] fallconsmate.livejournal.com 2015-03-28 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
NOT a vintage ad by community standards.

the ad has to be 20 years old, and this is not, by the easily seen copywrite date.
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[personal profile] misstia 2015-03-28 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah, but, i don't like rules, and we're breaking them for this :) i was just getting ready to post the dianetics ad! :)

ETA: we have standards?! eek!! how in the world am i the mod here?
Edited 2015-03-28 18:57 (UTC)

[identity profile] fallconsmate.livejournal.com 2015-03-28 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
you bes the bosslady, you get to set the rules! ;)
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[personal profile] misstia 2015-03-28 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't like rules.....do you know i somehow got a cut on my eye ball? i thought it was my allergies...oh no....a perfectly straight across my eye ball cut! the eye dr. had never ever seen such a thing....she said it was like someone took a little razor blade across my eye and how i could not know how it happened? i have ZERO clue....not caused by an eyelash and me rubbing it in my sleep either as she said that would scratch my eye not cut it.....dafuq?! it was starting to get infected so i have ointment.....

melon almost had her ear drum burst---got her to vet in time wednesday....i swear to fuck those psycho faux witches hexed me or something.....i spent time clearly visualizing each one and sending them some energy.....just returning property!! :D

eye is annoying as hell...it's made it so it's like i have one functioning eye as even with my glasses on i can't see clearly out of it.....

[identity profile] fallconsmate.livejournal.com 2015-03-28 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
count up your goddamned windows. i'll send you mirrors from the craft store, blessed just for your house. (you put the mirrors in the window facing *out* and it reflects whatever the idjits send back at them. so fucking there.)

also, mama ran across a cross stitch kit, unopened, and she's holding it for me to send to you. :)
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[personal profile] misstia 2015-04-03 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
you know, you already SENT me mirrors but some have fallen off and poli tried to eat a couple and they got broke!!

[identity profile] fallconsmate.livejournal.com 2015-04-04 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
email me how many more you need, sugarpops ;)
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BRILLIANT!!!

[personal profile] misstia 2015-03-28 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
i know this isn't vintage---KEEP THIS AD POSTED!!

[identity profile] greatbearmd.livejournal.com 2015-03-29 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Your bank accounts would be cleared out as well.