Somehow I think this might make things worse

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[dexter-fox.livejournal.com]

Finally, the men's answer to the vibrating shower head.

[tylerpistol.livejournal.com]

I don't even want to know how that works.

[bolddeciever.livejournal.com]

You can take that thing and stick it--

Well, you know where.

[kokosbolla.livejournal.com]

don´t tell me someone actually used this?

[snippy-kitty.livejournal.com]

If there is Museum of Regrettable Things, this deserves a prize spot.

[itastewrong.livejournal.com]

I found my Christmas present.

[misstia]

at first glance i thought the headline said "prostitutes" !

[sassylidge.livejournal.com]

I'd hate to be the person who had to take them back after the 30 day free trial period!

It looks like it is from a time before being gay was acceptable...probably caused a bunch of shame and marital discord for those poor guys (but what a relief!).

[gullinbursti.livejournal.com]

LIBERAL terms is right! Who would use this but some perverted leftie mooooonbat??? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?


(*orders three of them under an assumed name*)

[benpanced.livejournal.com]

I'll take three, please!

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

That looks way too much like an electric drill for me to be comfortable with it.

It's nice to know that the heating feature is adjustable, though.

[freezer.livejournal.com]

Even were I into... toys... I doubt that I would ever insert something that has A) a heating element or B) a power cord. That just has "embarrassing ER trip" written all over it.

[manifest-now.livejournal.com]

eek

[ova-spray.livejournal.com]

Good lord!

When my dad had prostate cancer he told me about the infamous "silver stallion"...this must be it's early counterpart.

[tujorspret.livejournal.com]

I find I get the same effect with a wide barrel curling iron.

[kip-w.livejournal.com]

Great name -- Dilda-Therm! Dila-Therm!

[clintswan.livejournal.com]

i just got a boyfriend

[amadoj0nes.livejournal.com]

Thank god it's scientifically designed...Else someone might use it as a sex toy or something!