write_light ([identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] vintageads2014-12-31 09:13 pm

The High Cost of Inflation

On the left, Gaiety for $29.95 and on the right, The Life of Every Party for $69.95!

5'5" and 40-20-40 D: 

The copy is a gift that will keep on giving well past midnight.

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[personal profile] kshandra 2015-01-01 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
I have nothing to add here. I just figured our icons should hang out.

...

...wait. I just got the pun in the subject line.

I swear to drunk I'm not God.

[identity profile] ejia-arath03.livejournal.com 2015-01-01 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I have disturbing visions of the kind of office parties it's supposed to attend.

Unless you actually work in porn, in which case this seems quite tame in comparison.
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[identity profile] miss-october.livejournal.com 2015-01-01 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"...a thousand uses" - uh-huh.

I'm impressed by the $2 shipping on a 14 lb. item.
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[personal profile] rejectomorph 2015-01-01 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, at least she's less creepy than that guy she's with.
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[identity profile] flummoxicated.livejournal.com 2015-01-02 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...not sure she's the life of EVERY party.