THE REAL DOLL - FOR GIRLS

[mlfoley.livejournal.com]

From Progressive Ruin:

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[glass-houses.livejournal.com]

omg, a veritable bargain.

"Velvet Touch"? Ew.

[fishcracker.livejournal.com]

And I'm sure they are intended to be used with the most innocent of purposes. Pose them at your next tea party, perhaps?

...Actually, that would be kind of fun.


It took me about five minutes to figure out who 'Shaun' was.

[misstia]

i wonder if this ad was in Tiger Beat??? or was it in an adult mag???

[muggleangel.livejournal.com]

FUCKING WANT.

[joie-de-bruit.livejournal.com]

Same!

[glitterberrys.livejournal.com]

The precursor to the Realdoll! Nice.

[soupdupcosmogrl.livejournal.com]

Velvet Touch?! HAHAHA.

Okay, I won't lie, I would've gone for a Travolta one. Your own Danny Zuko in your room? ... well, it doesn't sound quite as appealing these days.

[mlfoley.livejournal.com]

I thought it was Donny - as in Donny Osmond.

[ribald-faggot.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's a good bargain. Real Dolls are 100 times more expensive. And they don't come in John Travolta.

[mlfoley.livejournal.com]

Pre-Scientology Travolta, even. Back when he was Vinnie and Stayin' Alive, not when he was a kook in Battlefield Earth.

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

They should have made the entire cast of Welcome Back, Kotter.

[skonen-blades.livejournal.com]

Now I'm picturing a sad, dusty, untouched Horshack doll in a forgotten corner and it's making me all sad. : )

[gangwaygirls.livejournal.com]

Ooh-ooh-ooooh!

He'd be all raising his hand back there trying to get some attention.

[mlfoley.livejournal.com]

I always loved Horshack. I'll buy him!