weekend event....this'll get ya some love!

[misstia]

don't forget to flush your cooter out ladies! don't use that harsh lysol, try listerine! it possesses great penetrating power too!! ooo i do declare! a dozen roses, chocolate, a bottle of listerine and some guy might get LUCKY, or the listerine might be better than him....hmmm.....

Comments

[franklanguage.livejournal.com]

Listerine isn't a "harsh antiseptic?"

[misstia]

i guess not as harsh as lysol?

[shortsweetcynic.livejournal.com]

THANK YOU. ever swished that? if not, then do that AND THEN LET'S TALK ABOUT HARSH AS THE TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY FACE.

[memnet.livejournal.com]

The idea of pumping (lovely image there) Listerine into my body does not exactly fill (another good word in this context) me with joy. ;)

[morwen_peredhil]

Ow! Listerine burns badly enough when used as mouthwash.

[afranjes.livejournal.com]

*shudders*

[pikkewyntjie.livejournal.com]

All things considered, I'd rather use a mouthwash than stuff used to clean toilets, but either way, OW! I feel so sorry for the generations of women who were led to believe that their vaginas were as unsanitary as raw sewage lines and this was the best they could do as far as birth control went.

[planet-x-zero.livejournal.com]

Did they not have soap and water back then?

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

I'm eyeing the very cautiously-worded phrase, "...when a solution for cleansing only is desired."

i.e., this is not a contraceptive douche, ladies.

Or am I reading the code wrong? Was the marketing here for Listerine as a contraceptive alternative to Lysol, etc?

[branwynn.livejournal.com]

WOW! Putting it on your cooch will have you dancing around the bathroom singing zippity-do-da at the top of your lungs!

And what were the men using at the time to insure *they* were fresh enough for their women, huh?