CONTEST ENTRY:

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Comments

[noluck-boston.livejournal.com]

I need a pair of those.

[john-holton.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I think the same company that made these for women made them for men and used a modified version of the ad for the former.

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

YES!! IT'S A MAN GIRDLE! WITH BUTT PADDING!!!

*snickering loudly* omg, good, let men have to put up with THAT shit, too!!

[write-light.livejournal.com]

no, not a girdle (we have Spanx for that) - this is a pair of briefs with thick padding in the butt to make it look good. No lifting or separating or squishing involved.

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

no, it says it provides "eye popping cleavage" and "lifts, firms, and shapes the buttocks" while "flattening the stomach without diet or exercise". oh and the bottom band which "lifts and thrusts"

that's a man girdle. *snickering*

[write-light.livejournal.com]

well I'll be. :D

I was so fixated on his nice round ass...

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

it happens to the best of us!

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

As low rise as it is, there'd be significant muffin-toppage if the guy's stomach wasn't pretty flat already.

[planet-x-zero.livejournal.com]

Endowment pad "specially designed to show off your manhood in the most exciting detail"

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

So the idea is that by the time someone discovers that your ass and manhood aren't as impressive as they seemed, it's too late?