[identity profile] fabulousme.livejournal.com 2012-01-18 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems like having your family members lob glass objects at you as you make the dash for work might preclude the need for a laxative. I think if my father was leaving for work in his drawers when I was a kid (or a teen, anyway) I might have been throwing heavy, breakable objects at him, too. Thanks for coming home drunk again last night, dad.