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Fuck Marry Kill: Aunt Jemima, the Jolly Green Giant, Mr. Peanut.

Again, it's a simple game - choose 1 to fuck, 1 to marry and 1 to kill.






My answer is behind the cut.

I'd marry Aunt Jemima because she'd make me pancakes whenever I wanted, fuck Mr. Peanut because he seems likes a classy guy who wouldn't go bragging to all his peanut buddies about his conquest, and kill the Jolly Green Giant because I prefer fresh veggies and sleeping with a literal giant is sort of a terrifying thought.

How about you?

Date: 2016-06-03 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murphyluck.livejournal.com
Geez I was kind of worried you'd chosen the Jolly Green Giant to fuck- so glad you clarified that! Ouch!

Date: 2016-06-03 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] murphyluck.livejournal.com
Yes, he's a big guy. Wasn't there a Little Sprout?

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