indetectable sounds like an pre-apology just in case anyone finds it too strong (or in case they, you know, can taste it).

also I'm going to call shenanigans on this (not on you, cuddy!) because this ad just doesn't exist anywhere, nor do any of their sauce ads, and the copy is just too perfect. But there was this:

(http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/write_light/11965346/1684922/1684922_original.jpg)