write_light ([identity profile] write-light.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] vintageads 2014-12-14 08:40 pm (UTC)

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

Captain Oveur: You ever handle a thick piece of meat like this?
Joey: Yes sir! And I can grill pretty good too.

(Apologies to the Abrams/Zucker writing team)

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