[identity profile] shortsweetcynic.livejournal.com 2013-06-13 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
i read the tagline as "today's most vile cologne and after shave" and i was all "well...thanks for the honesty...?"

:)

[identity profile] ejia-arath03.livejournal.com 2013-06-13 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
It was "vile" in my first reading too, and I cackled madly at it.

[identity profile] song-of-copper.livejournal.com 2013-06-13 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Same here! Mind you, the name doesn't help - who wants to smell like the inside of a pub?!

[identity profile] ms-hissyfit.livejournal.com 2013-06-13 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Very true. I can't imagine how they came up with that name. Maybe the after shave really has the cozy smell of stale cigarette smoke and spilled beer, which would be original at least.

[identity profile] ejia-arath03.livejournal.com 2013-06-13 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
If he smells like steak and chips, though, I'm in!

[identity profile] murakozi.livejournal.com 2013-06-13 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I dunno. It'd be a good excuse to get him into the shower.