CONTEST ENTRY:

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Comments

[noluck-boston.livejournal.com]

I need a pair of those.

[john-holton.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I think the same company that made these for women made them for men and used a modified version of the ad for the former.

[fallconsmate.livejournal.com]

YES!! IT'S A MAN GIRDLE! WITH BUTT PADDING!!!

*snickering loudly* omg, good, let men have to put up with THAT shit, too!!

[planet-x-zero.livejournal.com]

Endowment pad "specially designed to show off your manhood in the most exciting detail"

[murakozi.livejournal.com]

So the idea is that by the time someone discovers that your ass and manhood aren't as impressive as they seemed, it's too late?