[identity profile] chicklet-girl.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
So, what I'm picturing is the scene in A Christmas Story where Ralphie decodes his first secret message from Lil' Orphan Annie ("A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!"), only with a wrecked bike, smashed wings, and skull fractures. GOOD TIMES.