I hardly know where to begin boggling. The gigantic CORN TIMES. The corn-upholstery chair. His gravity-defying yet plastered down cornstalk hairdo. The pipe. Does he have a mustache? His satanic eyebrows. The gleaming emerald hue of his skin. His dainty skirt. The way he's trapped in the chair. The complete immodesty of his posture - didn't he realize it was 1947 and he was being photographed?

I find this ad very upsetting.