You're making it too hard (that's what he said!) This stuff is like a gay dowsing rod.

If you're gay, you like Reo. If you're not, you don't. If you're on the fence about it... well...

If nobody in your town knows about Reo, so much the better. Just wait until you find a guy who keeps smelling you and sighing longingly. Boom. That's yer gay. I mean guy. Yeah.