Every time I look at the Wilson Brothers ad, with the barechested guy in the captain's hat, I start laughing. And what sort of sandals is that guy on the left wearing? He looks as if he has duct tape wrapped around his feet. Odd. Very odd indeed. Dare I say, "Queer"? ;)

Then, the first ad with its oh-so-subtle placement of the dagger in his belt. That was just an accident. Yes. Doesn't mean a thing. Not to mention that other penis sword he's wielding.