[identity profile] bzul.livejournal.com 2010-03-05 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Luxury"...mmm, yeah. I can hear Eartha Kitt:

"Santa, baby,
Leave some Modess under the tree,
For me...
C'est posh, c'est chic, and no leak...
All week,
Make Aunt Flow's stay a classy delight."