oh gawd, just the thought of jazzercize curdles my blood (though my Mom was really into it when it was 'in') and gives me horrible '80s spandex work out wear mind pictures...no, how about we don't "get physical"!

though i do like her belt and your casual use of 'pillory', as i've never seen it used outside academia properly. you, sir or madam, are made of win and are my hero of the day.